三更2之饺子

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.

蒙蒙（刘岩 饰）的母亲（郭元 饰）不甘女儿生活在父亲（邢玉国 饰）家暴阴影下，与其离婚后带蒙蒙在一间旧仓库中安了家，但新邻居夫妻俩也是天天争吵不断。蒙蒙的母亲不愿身无依靠，于是和昔日同学搞起了黄昏恋，蒙蒙则因同学佳妮（李军 饰）高考失败轻生而变的更加忧郁。面对邻居宋医生（濮存昕 饰）的关爱，青春萌动的蒙蒙对其产生暗恋之情。几年后，大学毕业的蒙蒙邂逅海外长大的老巴（邵兵 饰），俩人一见钟情，互定终身。当飞赴美国与老巴结婚时，蒙蒙偶然发现老巴竞然是当年自己所暗恋的宋医生的儿子，直到这时，她发觉自己内心其实根本就没忘记过宋医生......

In a rowdy stand-up set, Shane Gillis riffs on his girlfriend's Navy SEAL ex, touring George Washington's house and being bullied by an Australian Goth.

戴维（德克·本内迪克特 Dirk Benedict 饰）是一名单纯的大学生，被蛇学家斯通纳（斯特罗瑟·马丁 Strother Martin 饰）相中，成为了他的助手。之后，戴维得知，斯通纳的前任助手莫名失踪了。为了防止戴维被蛇咬伤中毒，斯通纳在戴维开始他的助理生涯之前，为他注射了神秘的血清，对此戴维并无存疑。斯通纳有一个美丽的女儿名叫克里斯蒂娜（希瑟·孟席斯·乌尔里希 Heather Menzies-Urich 饰），在朝夕相处之间，两个年轻人相爱了。在戴维的身上，渐渐出现了许多奇怪的生理反应，斯通纳安慰他说这只是正常的疫苗副作用而已。一天，戴维在一场畸形秀上看到了半人半蛇的蛇人，他的躯体变化，和戴维身上所发生的变化竟然惊人的相似。