在办公室里揉弄小雪好爽

电影根据同名游戏改编，讲述了动荡的东汉末年，汉室摇摇欲坠，董卓入京霸占朝野，引起天下动荡，身怀绝世武艺的曹操、吕布、刘备、关羽、张飞等各路英雄豪杰纷纷崛起，一场群雄逐鹿的大混战正式拉开序幕。在乱世中，到底谁才是真正的无双英雄……

笈田（仲代达矢 饰）是一个本分的银行职员，和上司的女儿洋子相爱，两人即将携手步入魂音的殿堂，所有人都坚信，笈田无论是家庭还是事业，都将拥有一个美好的未来。然而，一场意外的车祸夺走了笈田的全部，他不就丢掉了工作，婚事告吹，还因为撞死了人而锒铛入狱。一晃眼多年过去，笈田终于熬完了他的刑期出狱了，可是，外面的世界早已经发生了翻天覆地的变化，让他一直之间无法适从。笈田找到了狱友的情妇歌子，歌子委托笈田完成一个能够在短时间内给他带来大笔财富的任务——杀掉三个人。走投无路的笈田接受了这个危险的任务，走上了犯罪的不归路。

受尽折磨的老教授被放回家来了。屋门上还贴着封条，他只好暂住在阳台上的木屋里。楼下住着康康和奶奶，他们有一只可爱的小花猫，名叫小咪。教授回家的当天夜里，康康醒来发现小咪不见了。他便爬上二楼去找。封着的房间里传出响声，康康透过门的钥匙孔，看见教授正打着手电筒找东西。教授翻出几本手稿、资料，像得了什么宝贝似的，高深得眼睛发亮。康康觉得很奇怪，他问奶奶："偷自己的东西算偷吗？"好奇的康康趁教授出门的机会，从窗口爬进了小木屋。教授"偷"出来的东西可真不少，墙上贴满了各种鱼的挂图，手稿、资料、纸张堆满了桌子，还有大大小小的鱼缸，被解剖的鱼，一架显微镜……教授回来后，送给康康一瓶小鱼，还给他讲了许多关于鱼的知识。康康和教授成了好朋友。一天，康康上楼来看教授，被阳台上的景象惊呆了；鱼缸和花盆都打碎了，教授坐在木屋前的砖堆上，看着满地碎玻璃和死鱼发呆。小咪在高兴地吃着鱼。康康认定是小咪闯了祸，就把它送给了一位渔民。教授痛苦地对康康说："不是小咪啊！"康康冲进木屋，看见被撕掉的挂图，乱扔的书本、摔坏的显微镜，才明白了，原来不是小咪，是一些不许教授搞研究的"造反者"。康康和教授一同跑到海边，渔船已经开远了。几年后，老教授恢复工作。在一次海洋考察中，他从一位渔民那里认回了小咪。码头上，迎接老教授的康康接过心爱的小咪，高兴地跳了起来。

典型的早期日式朋克电影，黑白影像+连续而晃动的手提摄影+朋克乐，石井当年就是以此片出道的。。。This extremely hectic and nearly headache-inducing short by the Japanese punk demigod Sogo Ishii is definitely one of the craziest and most experimental art-house movies I ever had the pleasure of seeing on a big screen (during a special revolving on the director).After the two hugely different but already influential long-feature films "Panic High School" and "Crazy Thunder Road", Ishii finally made the punk-short he clearly dreamed of making ever since the beginning. "Shuffle" is based on comic strip and doesn't really have a story to tell. The camera just very creatively follows a man as he's running out of his apartment and down the streets. He's running from the cops, because he murdered his girlfriend, but he's also running towards the pimp who stole her from him, for vengeance. 30 minutes of playtime only to depict a man running down some streets seems long, but Ishii somehow manages to make it fascinating by presenting a non-stop series of imaginative camera tricks, lighting techniques and unique sound-editing. The visuals are groundbreaking and far ahead of their time. The colors continuously fade out and back in, the camera is put in every possible perspective there is and the music is really loud and stimulating. "Shuffle" often looks like an exercise for Ishii's next big project "Burst City" and it definitely was a great source of influence for future Asian filmmakers like Takashi Miike and Shinya Tsukamoto. You can't really call it a great film, because there are almost no dialogs or character drawings, but it surely guarantees half a hour of adrenalin-rushing spectacle.