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周星星（周星驰 饰）圆满完成了校园任务后，以为可以升职，偏偏被调为交通警察。跟他一样立功的曹达华（吴孟达 饰）则继续以卧底的身份在学校内调查国际恐怖组织的案件。他的事业跌到了低谷，就连准备婚礼的钱都是女友阿敏（张敏 饰）的私房钱，令阿星十分无奈。为了证明自己的能力，他决 定以个人的身份到学校协助曹达华，恐怖分子如期行动，双方开始奋战。

故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山（赵本山 饰）巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊（石国庆 饰），二人在县城贴出广告：山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门，可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目，被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪，割双眼皮基本靠画，来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天，就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐，二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下，承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典，笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈（陈立中 饰）和王二婶（黄素颖 饰）两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火，笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地，笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......

抗战胜利后的上海，女大学生吴剑华因家贫失学，寄住在姨父家，但因看不惯奢侈任性的表妹罗露娜，又搬到同学李萍家。李萍和经商的丈夫离婚后，因生活所迫做了舞女，不久贫病交加而死。吴剑华得到同学刘光的帮助，创办了一个家庭工艺社，并准备办托儿所。这时传来姨父工厂倒闭、罗露娜因伤人而被捕的消息。托儿所开幕之日，与吴剑华心心相印的刘光被害身亡，吴剑华带着一颗伤痛的心，坚强地去完成刘光未竟的社会事业。

Aspiring to be admitted to a good university and to become a lawyer, Tasiro Yuusuke, a tenth-grader from Kyushu, enrols in a prestigious high school in Tokyo. Plans are made for him to live in his uncle's house, part of which is rented out while his uncle is abroad on business. A realtor's mistakes leaves Tasiro sharing the house with Kei Yamaba, the most beautiful girl in the school, who is also his classmate. There is the risk that their unexpected 'co-habitation' will be discovered by the school authorities. While he grows increasingly attracted to her, he is often irritated by her innocent and nonchalant attitude towards their predicament. They each develop other romantic attachments, but end up turning to each other.