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特工“J”（文章 饰）在执行一次A级任务时头部中枪，导致颅内下丘脑受损。养伤期间，J渐渐变成了一个三百斤的大胖子，并患有严重的嗜睡症，但J依然认为自己是一个王牌特工。终于，J再次接到任务，只身前往日本取回机密文件。文件得手后，J却擅自拆开文件决定替组织继续完成隐藏其中的任务，不料却晕倒在居酒屋。医院醒来的J结识了保安郝英俊（包贝尔 饰），郝英俊为了证明自己不是个一事无成的废物毅然决然地加入任务中。这对临时拍档在执行任务的过程中，经历一次又一次令人啼笑皆非、险象环生的危机......

伍迪·艾伦于1971年帮美国公共电视网PBS拍了一部半小时左右的伪纪录片，讽刺当政的尼克松总统，他还在片中亲自扮演了一个类似基辛格的角色。后来PBS因为担心影响来自政府的支持，所以从未播出这个纪录片。

Chan-woo, who has been studying to become a police officer for 5 years, joins his friends for dinner to ask for the money to apply for his exam and ends up getting drunk. He completely blacks out and wakes up not remembering what happened in his next door neighbor's room. Not only that, he finds a bloody corpse in the middle of the room. He hurries back to his room and tries to report the incident but he had forgotten his phone in the other room. But the door is locked and he has to resort to using a rope to swing to the next door room outside the window. Once the phone is recovered, he cannot go back because of a group of cultists who are evangelizing the neighbors in the hallway. He knows it’s the last day to apply for his exam and gets antsy as time is running out.

李伯仁（郑伊健 饰）是澳门赌场的服务生，由于他技巧高超，所以两年来他的桌子一直赢钱，从未输过。不过，伯仁不甘心做一个小喽啰，希望能有朝一日去赌城拉斯维加斯风光。可是，当他把这个梦想告诉同伴，却遭到对方一阵奚落。偏偏此时，他又被女友抛弃，走投无路之际，他要同伴将保险箱的钱借给他做赌资，同伴开始并不同意，后被他慷慨激昂的演说打动，铤而走险。他们来到赌城，手风很顺，可到了终盘，却被一个长发男子击败。心灰意冷的伯仁接连遭遇不测。一场车祸后，伯仁在医院醒来，此时他见到了负责此案调查的美丽女干探提娜（张柏芝 饰）。在交往中，伯仁揭穿了提娜男友真面目，导致二人分手。与此同时，他们的命运竟然也因红番回头石而发生了翻转……