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Ran (Shimamura) comes to Japan, and makes an immediate impression by assassinating a Yakuza boss and his associates, while they dine in a restaurant. Escaping the scene, she hides out in the restaurant owned by Yoichi (Yamato), and thanks him for covering for her with her body. About three hours later – or maybe it just seems that way – she moves on with the rest of her mission, which is to extract revenge on those responsible for the death of her sister. To this end, she works at the same hostess club as her late sibling, and waits for opportunity to present itself. However, the remaining target (Hakruyu), aware of his peril, kidnaps Ran’s friend Chun Li, and uses her to lure Ran out of the darkness.

赫伯特大夫在和妻子结婚24年后分手了。一天晚上，他离开孩子，到医院值班。患有糖尿病的谢弗尔大夫和一个护士关系暧昧，在他手上还出过一次医疗事故。这天晚上，赫伯特大夫发现谢弗尔大夫死在病房的床上，很多人认为他是死于糖尿病。但接着，又有两个人离奇地死去：一位大夫和一个护士都死在发现谢弗尔大夫尸体的那张床上。这显然是谋杀。医院里人心惶惶，人人自危。这时，一个叫芭芭拉的女人到医院来为父亲办理转院手续，她的父亲患有失心症，为教会作出过不小的贡献，是墨西哥有名的大夫。赫伯特大夫对芭芭拉很有好感。芭芭拉劝赫伯特同她一起去墨西哥。但赫伯特却发现：芭芭拉的父亲因为对于乱搞男女关系的极度仇视，便借失心疯之名（其实并不严重）接连杀死了三个人。为不让芭芭拉伤心，赫伯特帮助芭芭拉将其父亲送到了墨西哥，而自己则留下来承担罪名。

朝鲜海军一等兵林东海（孔炯珍 饰）不安于单调的军营生活，时常借小聪明享受人生，为此被舰长崔白头（郑俊浩 饰）责罚。崔舰长古板认真，但也会凭官阶优势扮傲慢。是日崔白头携甲板长令林东海划小船去海上消闲，岂料被暴风雨卷走，崔、林二人漂流到了韩国……在美女如云、恍若天堂的韩国沙滩上，崔白头很快确立这次在韩作战目标为返回北方，但林东海更为关注的是用胆大妄为的方式解决衣食等基本需求，并把长官也拉下了水。同时在这片沙滩上，受命寻找私自离家旅游的署长千金韩娜拉（柳贤静 饰）的两位警员也寻至此处。崔、林机缘巧合结识娜拉，于是在回归祖国的大计划引领下，朝鲜海军与美女、警员开始了一段癫狂、浪漫又不乏粗鄙的旅程。

A secret NGO investigates the home of an esoteric cult on suspicion that they are more than meets the eye. [A short horror film]