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圣诞节将至，克拉格林（肖恩·古恩 饰）向银河护卫队讲述了勇度在星爵（克里斯·帕拉特 饰）童年的一次圣诞节经历。螳螂女（庞·克莱门捷夫 饰）与德拉克斯（戴夫·巴蒂斯塔 饰）随后决定一起找一份完美的圣诞礼物，送给一直因为卡魔拉的离去而郁郁寡欢的星爵。

Semiotics of the Kitchen adopts the form of a parodic cooking demonstration in which, Rosler states, "An anti-Julia Child replaces the domesticated 'meaning' of tools with a lexicon of rage and frustration." In this performance-based work, a static camera is focused on a woman in a kitchen. On a counter before her are a variety of utensils, each of which she picks up, names and proceeds to demonstrate, but with gestures that depart from the normal uses of the tool. In an ironic grammatology of sound and gesture, the woman and her implements enter and transgress the familiar system of everyday kitchen meanings — the securely understood signs of domestic industry and food production erupt into anger and violence. In this alphabet of kitchen implements, states Rosler, "when the woman speaks, she names her own oppression."

故事发生在陕北农村某地。翠儿（邱悦 饰）不甘嫁给暴发户驼子，新婚之夜与心上人田喜（何红庆 饰）跳崖殉情。大难不死的他们辗转来到北京，兰州拉面馆老板丁姐（丁嘉莉 饰）盯上了这俩误闯京城的青年人。京城明星谢优（谢园 饰）每日生活在粉丝们的追逐中，得知情人徐曼（瞿颖 饰）怀孕，顿感五雷轰顶，此事假若被媒体曝光，以往的明星光环将随风而去。田喜想早日迎娶小翠，而小翠则想见见世面以后再结婚。一日，他俩被误认是一对卖淫嫖娼者，慌乱中田喜误撞谢优的车，谢优和田喜四目相对惊呆了，俩人简直象一个模子刻出来的。在医院里，陪徐曼和小翠做妇科检查的谢优和田喜被追星的护士张冠李戴，洋相倍出......

森（任达华 饰）和May（邵美琪 饰）各自带领的机动小组成员间争强好胜，May的小组得到何长官赏识，娇纵傲慢，森一队心有不服，却无可奈何。机动小组即将解散，但在执勤的最后一天发生一起抢劫案，劫匪逃入荒山。两支小组并为一队上山展开地毯式搜查。期间各种离奇状况不断，加上彼此矛盾重重，致使森和May分头行动，却遭遇诸多险阻。另一方面，为队员送饭的肥棠（林雪 饰）汽车抛锚，结果遭遇劫匪。官兵与强盗在山中展开了一场怪异惊险的捉迷藏游戏，而PTU同事间的友情也受到了考验……